Fed up? No way!

The blog is slow. Where are all the new posts? Well, Mrs Casino doesn’t like the style of it anymore and is considering starting a new site on her own. We hope she decides against it, but who knows? Blackjack Joe is actually in Vegas, but seem too drunk most of the time to blog. Maybe we have problem with addicts on the blog, who knows? Bruce promised to write something about Wimbledon today.

The general problems with blogs is that [...]

No more Megafortune

I’ve been chasing the Mega Fortune jackpot at Unibet for a long time and I recently found out that it has gone out to a Dutch customer. It broke my heart literally.

I need something new now, a fresh game, something really exciting. And I think I found it in Jackpot pinatas at Rushmore Casino with a $1,3 million in the jackpot. Jackpot Pinatas is a progressive slot machine with  free spins, wild symbols, substitutes, and a bonus game. To get the [...]

Andy’s on in Wimbledon

I have a huge amount of respect for the two Andy’s in Wimbledon. Roddick is simply such a great fighter and mentally one of the strongest player on tour. He has also of course a serve that should do him great favors on grass. Murray is the home favorite, the one that is going to bring Wimbledon back to the commonwealth. One of the few players that actually have Roger Federer’s number. And the only one along with Djokovic who [...]

Sorry

I can start by saying how sorry I am for my last post. I don’t know what flew into my head when I sat down in front of the computer that night. Calling someone a toad? That is just not me and I apologise from the bottom of my heart to you, Kathy. You are a very nice girl and I know you will find someone. You really deserve someone better than me.

I also want to say I’m sorry to the admins and [...]

Blackjack Joe is back

My losing streak is over! Now you may call me the blackjack God again. I have unbelievable winning streaks to date, and I made a small fortune only playing the lovely game of Blackjack. It is time for me to give you the secrets of my success. At least some of them so you can be come succesfull as well.

For rules and basic blackjack strategy I suggest you look at this excellent Wiki post It really covers everything you need [...]

More slots strategy - this time steps!

Before I start writing about slots strategy I must say to the admins of this blog that they need to remove Bruce’s defamatory and disgusting drunk comments on his previous post. I mean, call a woman a toad? And write about sexual intercourse on a blog about gaming? That is not OK in my book and if the owners of this blog don’t take action I will stop writing here permanently. There is enough filth on the Internet already and [...]

I am never dating again!!

It’s 8 in the morning and I am shitfaced but I need to get this out of my system before I go to sleeap..

THe girl I told you about that I Was chatitng to onlien sent me faake fuckging photo-! I mean she seant me some goddamn model piiucture told me she was 19 and when she came to the restaurant and look like a fat warttoad raised in swamp. Just my fuckiung luck!!! Fucking awful!!!

Anyway, I still had to [...]

How to win on slots thanks to casino strategy

I will start up by saying to Black Jack Joe that you will get over the losing streak. It’s just a matter of hanging in there and thinking positive. That goes for all of life I think. I wouldn’t be where I was today if I was not taught this strong message from a really young age. What I do when I lose for some time is to leave the computer, go out in to the garden, do some work [...]

Dark times

It seems like dark times have fallen upon me. I can’t seem to win. And that is why I’ve been silent on this blog. I need to get my mojo going! I need to start winning again! But now I only feel like, why me?

But this has happened before. Bad luck streaks come and go. What I do is I usually take a break. A week or maybe two. If I want to play I play something completely different from [...]

I was right!

I hope you followed my advice and bet on Baghdatis yesterday. He won in straights against Robredo and will be up against Sluiter today. That match is not interesting at all, but maybe Bogdanovic beating Tursunov at 3.70 times your money at Unibet could be!

I am not sure what to think of Tursunov. Much like his friend Safin he lets his temper get the better of him. He has a huge forehand and a good serve and when he is [...]